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cheezyweapon:

xopachi:

Pardon for reuploading this, but it’s just for reference. This was a site I really liked. Now, normally, I’d have just sent a snide comment as I did and leave it at that, but…wtf? I can deal with common trolls, but the administration acting a fool, let alone the site founder? lmao

I expect that from FurAffinity.

It’s okay pachi, clearly this guys only view of women are those whose bodies have been stripped to the bone by the various flesh eating plagues only seen outside the US, so its easy to see where he’s coming from.

He’s just mad that he has no more leeches to cover his wife’s open wounds. Probably spent the whole day swatting away the bot flies from his wife’s sexy exposed bone cartilage.

It’s not easy being stuck in the Dark Ages with a computer built out of sticks and mud. He had to rip out a few of his girl’s rotting rib bones just to get a wifi antenna, so lay off him jeez!

"Getting you motivated and inspired." Yeah, sure.

blithelyblonde:

Always reblog.

iamaperture:

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Oh yes, I think I see the problem…

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You’re an asshole.

bicherx:

Super Mario en: Contra Bowzilla y el rescate de LuigiCristo

bicherx:

Super Mario en: Contra Bowzilla y el rescate de LuigiCristo

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gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

Guys, so I’m RPing in Wyrmrest Stormwind when….

bellsastuff:

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Yep, that’s right!

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He had a tiny hammer and was fixing the plumbing on the fountain.  He ate a magic mushroom and fucking grew you guys.  But it gets better.

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So I’m peeing myself, because this can’t get better, right?!  FUCKING WRONG

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Bless you, Mario cosplayer.  Bless your stunning dedication.

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not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

Being one, I can vouch that 99.9% of vegitarians believe PETA is actual pond scum

Don’t be so insulting. Pond scum is far superior to PETA.

thegamerslegacy:

my contribution to the gaming community w/ madden giferator.

challengerapproaching:

Whew!  Well that took longer than expected.  One of Shulk’s palettes gets a little bit spoilery so this is who it was if you don’t care about spoilers.  Cheers!

*Not shown above: Ike stealing Chrom’s armor and wearing it as a trophy.

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

Is Peach going to appear in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure?

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

Is Peach going to appear in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure?

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manosdetrapo:

Entry by manosdetrapo on TegakiE
wisptis my nightmare came true , its the source of every tablet user’s problems ,its pretty much what makes your tablet glitch , its a waste of space in your hardrive since its complety useless, and the reazon i cant enjoy my tablet at its fullest.
if you have it, try disabling it, your live will be better, and your lines will be really smooth i tell you,
all you have to do is : open your task manager» go to process tag» scroll down and look for two process called wisptis.exe» right click » stop process
this is the only way i know to stop it , but it will come back everytime you turn your computer back on or restart it.
my problem is that everytime i try to stop it, it will deny me the disabling of this process unless im the administrator, altho im singed in as the admin. it will still deny it to me and wont let me end it making my life a ball of rage :(
if anyone knows a solution or how to get rid of it please tell me i will love you forever
im so sorry for my broken inglish btw

Hey Manos, I tried writing it on your entry but my tablet is super laggy right now and it probably didn’t make much sense, so I’ll retype it here.
So basically what you need to do is give yourself ownership and then you can do whatever to the file. To do this you need to locate your Wisptis.exe file. It can be found Computer > OS(C:) > Windows > System32. Then around the end of this folder should be the wisptis.exe.
Now what you need to do is right click it and select Properties. From here you will go to the Security tab at the top. In security there are two things you can click to change: edit and advanced. You want to pick advanced. From here there are 4 tabs at the top and you want to go to the owner tab and then edit. This is where you add your account and give yourself ownership of the file.
Next you will go back to security but this time you want to chose edit. In this, click your account and make sure all the boxes in the bottom are checked for ‘allow’. Now you can edit the file however you want.
I would advise you NOT delete it completely cause it may be needed sometime later and whatnot. A simple thing to do it rename it to something you’ll remember. I renamed mine to ‘YOLO’ and haven’t touched it since and it has rid me of all my problems. If the tablet can’t find the file named ‘wisptis.exe’ then it won’t register it.
Also you might still have the problems because the last step is where you go to the task manager and end the process for the wisptis.exe. AND THAT SHOULD WORK. If it doesn’t let me know! It worked for me, at least that’s how I remember doing it OTL;;
Good luck Manos!

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manosdetrapo:

Entry by manosdetrapo on TegakiE

wisptis my nightmare came true , its the source of every tablet user’s problems ,its pretty much what makes your tablet glitch , its a waste of space in your hardrive since its complety useless, and the reazon i cant enjoy my tablet at its fullest.

if you have it, try disabling it, your live will be better, and your lines will be really smooth i tell you,

all you have to do is :
open your task manager» go to process tag» scroll down and look for two process called wisptis.exe» right click » stop process

this is the only way i know to stop it , but it will come back everytime you turn your computer back on or restart it.

my problem is that everytime i try to stop it, it will deny me the disabling of this process unless im the administrator, altho im singed in as the admin. it will still deny it to me and wont let me end it making my life a ball of rage :(

if anyone knows a solution or how to get rid of it please tell me i will love you forever

im so sorry for my broken inglish btw

Hey Manos, I tried writing it on your entry but my tablet is super laggy right now and it probably didn’t make much sense, so I’ll retype it here.

So basically what you need to do is give yourself ownership and then you can do whatever to the file. To do this you need to locate your Wisptis.exe file. It can be found Computer > OS(C:) > Windows > System32. Then around the end of this folder should be the wisptis.exe.

Now what you need to do is right click it and select Properties. From here you will go to the Security tab at the top. In security there are two things you can click to change: edit and advanced. You want to pick advanced. From here there are 4 tabs at the top and you want to go to the owner tab and then edit. This is where you add your account and give yourself ownership of the file.

Next you will go back to security but this time you want to chose edit. In this, click your account and make sure all the boxes in the bottom are checked for ‘allow’. Now you can edit the file however you want.

I would advise you NOT delete it completely cause it may be needed sometime later and whatnot. A simple thing to do it rename it to something you’ll remember. I renamed mine to ‘YOLO’ and haven’t touched it since and it has rid me of all my problems. If the tablet can’t find the file named ‘wisptis.exe’ then it won’t register it.

Also you might still have the problems because the last step is where you go to the task manager and end the process for the wisptis.exe. AND THAT SHOULD WORK. If it doesn’t let me know! It worked for me, at least that’s how I remember doing it OTL;;

Good luck Manos!

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violent-buddhist:

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.”

The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving.

The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly

my muscles stopped functioning 

I was so relieved this wasn’t a trick. Very soothing.

THIS IS IT, GUYS. This is the song I listen to when I’m feel a panic attack coming on or can’t sleep because of my anxiety. It has helped me more times than I can say.

I thought this was going to be a rickroll, but it’s not!

I didn’t believe this until I listened.  

………

Had to stop it because it was making my eyes shut.

Will test it again when I’m all frustrated and stuff.

sno4wy:

How To Draw Better In 2 Minutes